The Real Me, Just For You.

leo-las:

ironinkpen:

Okay so you know these glasses right?

I was in class and I put them on. And, being the dramatic smartass I am I turned to my friend and said, with the most conviction I could muster, “Behold- I am now ten times funnier.”

And she looked at me- looked at me dead in the eyes- and said very seriously:

“Ten times zero… is still zero”

Your friend just went up all the levels

calalilies:

i reblog this every time it’s on my dash awe

unicorn-ice:

blossom you peice of shit

Lmao

death-by-lulz:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

Lmao

She’s the cutest 😍

Red lipstick never fails :-*